Even Wrestlers Hate Keith Olbermann

As anyone who knows my political feelings on anything happening in the US knows I, like millions of others, have a disdain for the man who is the only one who enjoys hearing himself speak and outside his VERY and I do mean VERY tiny fan base believes he's humorous, intelligent, interesting, and useful. I speak of MSLSD's (Or MSNBC for anyone who bothers to watch that partisan shit hole of a channel) Keith Olbermann or as my hero Mark Levin calls him Keith Overbite.

Mr. Olbermann, who spends about 99% of his show speaking about Fox News Channel and his man crush on the far more successful and interesting Bill O'Reilly, most recently bestowed his "Worst Person in the World" award to World Wrestling Entertainment's John "Bradshaw" Layfield. Not because Layfield is a wrestler. Nope. Because he's a regular contributor to Fox Business News channel's show with Neil Cavuto and happens to be selling his Mamajuwana drink.

That apparently according to Mr. Olbermann, who I might add shamelessly and poorly rips off Edward R. Murrow's infamous "Good night, and Good Luck", makes JBL a "snake oil" salesman.

Layfield wrote the following response on WWE.Com and I wish I could shake the man's hand for speaking the obvious truth about the failure at life known as Keith Olbermann:



"So, now I, John “Bradshaw” Layfield, am Keith Olbermann’s “worst person of the week.”

What I first have to put in perspective is that more people will read this article than watch him on MSNBC. So, Keith, you are welcome, I am actually doing you a favor by writing about you.
Keith Olbermann called me and all my Fox friends “snake-oil salesmen” because a doctor who never even saw my newest product, Mamajuana Energy, said it didn’t work. Of course, he said it never worked for ED. It was never intended to work for ED. So the ill-informed doctor was right, therefore agreeing with how I position my product to begin with.

I have to wonder why I am so bad. Is it because I used my own money to form a partnership with Baywood International and start up a nutrition company, Layfield Energy? Is it because I have a fantastic hot new product, Mamajuana Energy, that you can get on www.mamajuanaenergy.com? It really is the hottest thing in retail in years. Try it, you will love it.

Is it because I work for Fox Business everyday at 6 p.m. ET on Neil Cavuto’s show? Or is it because I wrestle for WWE where I am in the main event this weekend at Backlash for the WWE Championship? Or, is it because I do all of the above, have three jobs, work like crazy so I can support my family and me?

Of course, this is the same Keith Olbermann that bashed the annual Tribute to the Troops (which was my idea), where WWE takes our whole show to Iraq or Afghanistan to put on a Christmas show for the troops every year, five years running. I have been over there seven times. How many times do you think Keith Olbermann has been there? But, then he bashes those who go?

Maybe it’s my work with the American Freedom Festival where the 12th Sergeant Major of the Army, Jack Tilley, and I, along with many others put on a show every Nov. 11 (Veterans Day) to raise money for wounded soldiers.

Or maybe it’s just that Keith Olbermann is a person who is frustrated he is stuck in the witness protection program that is his television show that no one watches, and I am on Fox and WWE where the whole world watches.

Keith, you are sitting around doing shows bashing WWE, Fox and me – and yet we don’t do any on you. Is it because we are better than you? No, it’s just that no one would watch if we did a show about you. However, you understand that no one would watch if you were to do a show on yourself, so you do shows on us. That perfectly illustrates who really is important, and who is just bitter they never made it.

Sorry your life turned out so bad, Keith."

Matt